hello, dearies. I am the amazing, the noble, the indisputably incredible Pandora! it may seem like a waste of time for you to visit, but visit anyway. It inflates my ego.

 

jewist:

the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again

nursingmemes:

It’s called fall because everything is falling… leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, self esteem

cesperanza:

prtypooper:

hahahaha this is amazing. 
Captain Small Ass and Falcon Big Butt in all their glory.

LOLOL.  I’m waiting for the photoshop in 5….4….3….

cesperanza:

prtypooper:

hahahaha this is amazing. 

Captain Small Ass and Falcon Big Butt in all their glory.

LOLOL.  I’m waiting for the photoshop in 5….4….3….

(Source: iwouldfookthat)

n-a-blue-box:

giongalini:

"The thing is… you don’t have to."

the thing is….you’re a fuckin’ menace and thank you also you need a permit for eye lashes that long and amazing jesus how are you even real?

n-a-blue-box:

giongalini:

"The thing is… you don’t have to."

the thing is….you’re a fuckin’ menace and thank you also you need a permit for eye lashes that long and amazing jesus how are you even real?

did-you-kno:

Cattle blood is so largely wasted that architect Jack Munro decided to make something eco-friendly out of it and created ‘Blood Bricks.’ He mixed cow blood with water and sand and baked it into a waterproof brick. It worked so well, he believes they could replace mud bricks in areas that have dry climates.  Source

did-you-kno:

Cattle blood is so largely wasted that architect Jack Munro decided to make something eco-friendly out of it and created ‘Blood Bricks.’ He mixed cow blood with water and sand and baked it into a waterproof brick. It worked so well, he believes they could replace mud bricks in areas that have dry climates. Source

one-man-ensemble:

dearlyndsayy:

I just want to kiss you

or hold your hand

or be in your arms

or fall asleep together

or go to the aquarium

or go on ice cream dates

or go to the beach for sunset

or take cute pictures together

or kiss you

or kiss you

or kiss you

and theN HAVE HARDCORE FUCKING SEX HELL YEAH