hello, dearies. I am the amazing, the noble, the indisputably incredible Pandora! it may seem like a waste of time for you to visit, but visit anyway. It inflates my ego.
"Thanks for calling me a bitch because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are nature. and nature is beautiful. So thanks for calling me beautiful(: "
me: he's doing some athletic shit
me: and omg look at that butt